June WOTM week 2

Two weeks in and Immacagain is looking like she has set up an unassailable lead, being 20 points ahead of the second runners.  I guess that's the reward for submitting regular, good work.  But there's still two weeks to go, so it is possible for someone to pull back.

In the ticker race, Titus and DavidH are currently battling it out, with dominic_mcg and Maxine Jones pushing hard on their tails.

Also worth noting that there are some new names on here, hello to you newcomers. All are welcome

Let's see what the next week has to hold!


Adrian Bamforth

Government to form coalition with Lord Buckethead

Crayon

Amber Rudd gives magic money tree advice on Gardener’s Question Time

Chrisf

May promises investment in grass roots grouse shooting

Deceangli

Man changes voting intention, condition ‘stable’

Farmer Giles

Theresa May refuses to name her favourite football team

 FlashArry

England U-20 Cup winning squad asked to form government

Gerontious

Public to press nuclear button – promises May

Immacagain

 Alexa stops shopping at Amazon

Dorothy May & The Wizened Of Oz

Leaders’ nuclear pledges to be included on ballot paper

 May and Macron’s Brexit talks: the full transcript

May bans midget spinners as country goes to the polls

 Patients advised to not visit hospital

Sergeant Pepper dating site upsets visitors

Theresa May votes Lib Dem

Tory battle bus confused with local Night Bus

 Midfield Diamond

 Severe Storm Force A lashes Gove’s changes to Beaufort Scale

Naff Laff

Massive knob to replace X on ballot papers

 Newsbiscuit

Tories angrily accuse electorate of ‘growing left-wing bias’

Newsbiscuit Editorial Team

Trump, Putin and Kim Jong-un call for calm after UK election

Oxbridge

Line dancers told they may have to take one for the team

 No deal better than Deal or No Deal, insists Theresa May

 Oh shit, says wheat

Ronseal

Campaign to get men into sheds deemed ‘pointless’

Growing clamour to send in the Metropolitan Elite to sort out the terror threat

 Nazi groups clash at the Hate Against Counter Hate demonstration

 SimonJJames

Shock as Jeremy Corbyn is new James Bond, promises more nuanced interpretation

StanleyMizaru

TV coverage of election ‘incredibly’ biased, Ofcom rules

Throngsman

Conservative Party regrets using Easyjet for advice

 Government dismisses drop in EU nurse registrations in UK as ‘irrelevant’

Tories offer ‘your vote back if not 100% satisfied’

Titus

Terror threat level reduced from ‘we’re all doomed’ to ‘we’re mostly doomed’

 twiki 

 Electorate bricks it over ‘election rerun’ rumours

Underconstruction

Theresa May to form sausage rolls despite having no meat, eggs or pastry

Wrenfoe

Flood of immigrant nurses finally halted

 Murdoch says you can vote now

Pub landlord admits: ‘I’m not much of an interior designer’





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