July WOTM Competion - final week

At the end of July we have got a dead heat in the WOTM competition, with Wrenfoe and YaBasta both on 19 points.  I'm going to ask TechGuy if both can have the coveted virtual mug on their respective avatars for the month of August, otherwise we're going to have to decide on a write-off.

Quite a few were on their tails and special mention must go to DavidH for being so prolific with the tickers again - 12 this month.  If you want to see the ticker list for July pop over to the Chat room where I post the whole list on the last day of the month as usual.




Adrian Bamforth

Hopes fade for Marty Mcfly return after future petrol ban

Benvoleo

Gove determined to diversify persecution of woodland animals

 Hampered by your old manifesto? Try Tory Manifesto ‘lite’


Bill Door

Mother left devastated after womb receives 1-star TripAdvisor review

 Bonjonelson

Children as young as four using adverbs, report warns

Bravenewmalden

End of the road for ‘left a bit’ rally cross navigator

Police investigate purchase of moped

Cinquecento

‘Beef Curtains Barbie’ aims to improve girls’ body image

 Crayon

Jacob Rees-Mogg put out to stud

 May begs judges to send babyface Boris abroad for risky brain treatment

Mayflies distance themselves from May

Opposition MPs offer their ‘confidence’ for a ‘supply’ of £100 million each

 Technicians confirm Maydroid leaked small quantity of lubricant on election night

Chrisf

Man tricked again into thinking 114.9 pence per litre for petrol is 114 pence

Pig in shit ‘actually not that happy’

Regeneration of doctors to be rolled out across NHS, confirms Hunt

CulchaVulcha

‘Stop abusing politicians online’ pleads MP shitface

Daneade

Boris Johnson to be parachuted onto Love Island

 British Army to create new special forces moped unit

 London cocaine dealers announce post-Brexit Frankfurt move.

Deceangli

Man still waiting for praise three days after minor act of domestic proactivity

Dick Everyman

‘No red carpet for Trump’ warns Mayor of Wolverhampton

 Vince Cable resigns, having taken Liberals ‘as far as he can’


Hindari Banga


Jonessgl


Midfield Diamond





Danish police arrest ‘mad Prince Hamlet’ in double murder mystery


 Satire now Britain’s only growth industry

RichMitch

National Dental Association reveal all toothpastes are exactly the same product

 Ronseal

Maitlis slams in a transfer request to spark a bidding war for top news talent


North Korea identifies fish it targeted

Ryanair complains about ‘cowboy’ training facility



Titus


Underconstruction 


Wrenfoe

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