July WOTM competition week 2

It's been a quiet week on NB this week, which turned out to be a bit of a bonus for me as I've been off on holiday without WiFi.  Thanks to a data bolt on and using my mobile as a WiFi hotspot I've been able to keep on top of the FPs and NiBs that did make the site and this evening have managed to update the details while shuffling the washing around.

Well both Crayon and YB have been posting hard this week and we now have two joint leaders as we enter week 3, and quite a few others are in close contention.  This isn't looking like a high scoring month, but the competition has all the hallmarks of a dash to the finishing line later on.












Benvoleo

Gove determined to diversify persecution of woodland animals

Hampered by your old manifesto? Try Tory Manifesto ‘lite’Bravenewmalden

End of the road for ‘left a bit’ rally cross navigator

Cinquecento

‘Beef Curtains Barbie’ aims to improve girls’ body imageCrayon

Jacob Rees-Mogg put out to stud

Mayflies distance themselves from May

Opposition MPs offer their ‘confidence’ for a ‘supply’ of £100 million each

Technicians confirm Maydroid leaked small quantity of lubricant on election night

Chrisf

Pig in shit ‘actually not that happy’

Dick Everyman

Washington swamp-draining firm threatened with liquidation

Farmer Giles

Banksy doesn’t know who he is eitherMilo Shame

George Osborne to play final Adele concerts

Pamplona bulls to run on electricity by 2020

Poseidon Adventure survivors still waiting to be rehoused
NaffLaff

Foolish man asks colleague ‘How was your weekend?’

Man outraged at women telling other women to put their breasts away
Train announcer dies of heartache because he really was sorryNewsbiscuit Editorial Team

White jeep ruled supreme symbol of twattishness

Oxbridge

Clickbait vows to keep on at you until you read it

Sir Lupus

Team BUPA favourites for Tour de France

Throngsman

Airfix ‘not in a rush’ to produce model HMS Queen Elizabeth

North Korea identifies fish it targeted

Ryanair complains about ‘cowboy’ training facility



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